Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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