how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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