ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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