i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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