using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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