From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Randomize
