At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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