so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm sobbing to NWA
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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