He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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