Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
you would pick up someone in the library
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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