I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She tied me up with her honor cords...
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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