its not stalking. its research.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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