Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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