ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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