I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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