Dual....:-)
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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