He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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