Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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