I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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