Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
either way he was missing a nipple.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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