So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize
