I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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