"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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