I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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