Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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