thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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