My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
