the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
do nipples grow back?
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