She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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