Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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