he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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