She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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