This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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