Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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