office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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