my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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