is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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