Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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