It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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