do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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