Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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