glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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