All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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