So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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