At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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