But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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