im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
