You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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