You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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