Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I am available for nakedness
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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