we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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