Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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