And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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